Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate
January 13, 2009
WASHINGTON—A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. "He's a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we've learned a few tricks over the years," chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. "If we break a rabbit's legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn't work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills." Irving said that the latest vice presidential relocation went much more smoothly than September's diplomatic trip to Georgia, which was delayed for several hours after Cheney mauled three secret service agents and escaped inside the White House walls.
It's finally here, Obama is minutes away from taking office! A take off from the Shepard Fairey HOPE poster comes Obamicon.me - Obamize your photo. Here's Ru P, back to watching the swearing in and parade!
Get a life, gimme a break, further proof why you NEVER hold any position of power.
www.HowObamagotelected.com
yeeeshh.
If you haven't heard Julian Kreusser. The 5 yo with his own cooking show, check this out!
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/01/06/big-kitchen-with-foo.html
If you are looking for something for me besides the no fail, I will love you forever, chocolates or champagne pressie. Please consider a candle from Le Labo....
On a completely unrelated side note - do you know about GOOP - Gwenie's weekly email blast. I tried 2 of her recipes this week - the frittata and pumpkin bread. Love the idea of a pumpkin bread without sugar but here is my advice. INCREASE the spices; bland, bland, bland.
I am using Firefox since apparently there is some bug that it allows people to access all your passwords. And its a trial by fire situation, plus none of my bookmarks are on firefox. Its rainy and cold here and unfortunately someone, meaning me, needs to walk the pooch.
Wouldnt it be nice if this came in a size XXXXXL and he could walk himself.....
It's a chilly rainy Monday is LA....so let's talk about Sunday. After I finished working the Stacy P (Dogtown and Z-boys) Made in America Global Green Event. This was an amazing doc. I busted over to Gordon's store opening on Melrose. I basically missed the entire event but I wanted to show my support. And Gordon rewarded me with this beautiful rope bracelet, cool right? Reminds me of my childhood on the beaches of the east coast. But Gordon took it one step further (so Gordon) and had each bracelet scented from Le Labo. Which, if you don't know now has an LA outpost on 3rd. And most definitely worth visiting. Here are some bad photos.....
If you haven't seen Marc's video you are missing out....
Hey! Our video for Devendra Banhart is on MTV2's short list of the Best Indie Video of 2008! We are really proud of this and need all the help we can get to win! Please click on the following link and scroll down to Devendra Banhart "Carmensita" to vote for us:http://www.mtv2.com/#series/26199
No blogging til Wednesday at the earliest. I worked on the HollywoodGoesGreen.com conference so I will be working, networking, attending the event today and tomorrow.
