- If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
- A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Or find some of your own favs - chucknorrisfacts.com
On a side note, typing the title Huck & Chuck made me think of the disturbing movie Chuck & Buck (which I downright hated) only to be upstaged by the extremely disturbing Hard Candy - starring Ellen Page (which made feel so violated I needed to play with puppies and kittens afterwards). Yes, the sweet prego high schooler in Juno.
And on a side side note..I was tagged last night so stay tuned.